Chonk & Noodle

A cartoon about two pets and the person they manage

Title card New episode every week

Model sheet

The cast

Three and a half minutes, one location, three acts. Nobody learns a lesson. The human is never shown above the waist and never says a word.

Name: Chonk
Is: A cat of considerable circumference. Believes he is the landlord.
Wants: For the schedule to be honoured. The schedule is his.
Voice: Slow, flat, unbothered. Long pauses where other characters would panic.
Tic: Restates the obvious as though it settles the matter.

Character 01Orange cat

Name: Noodle
Is: A dachshund who is thrilled about everything, including things that have not happened.
Wants: To be included. In what, secondary.
Voice: Fast, rising, no full stops. Three ideas per breath, none finished.
Tic: Announces what he is about to do while already doing it.

Character 02Dachshund

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Props department

The stuff in the episodes is real stuff

Nothing gets written into an episode because somebody paid for it. If a feeder shows up, it is because the feeder is funny, and because it is the one actually sitting in the kitchen. The list below says which episode each thing appeared in and what we honestly think of it, including the parts that are annoying.

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Buyer's guides

Two categories we get asked about constantly, written out properly rather than crammed into a comment reply.

Automatic cat feeders

What actually goes wrong with them: jams, portion drift, and what happens when the power cuts out at 4am.

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GPS pet trackers

Subscription costs, battery life claims versus reality, and whether the collar fits a dog shaped like Noodle.

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Where to watch

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