Played Beep
The automatic feeder
TODO: real product name
One honest sentence goes here. Say what it does well and what irritates you about it. Do not write a spec sheet, and do not claim anything you have not seen yourself.
EP 01 · SC 02Kitchen
Props department
As seen in the episodes
Props get written into an episode because they are funny, or because they are already in the house. Not because anyone paid for placement. If a thing cannot earn a scene, it does not go in the show, and it does not go on this page.
Each entry below says which episode the thing appeared in and what we actually think of it, including the part that is annoying. Where we have not used something long enough to have an opinion worth printing, it says so.
How to read this pageUpdated with each episode
Episode 01 — “Phase Three”
Worn by Noodle
The harness
TODO: real product name
One honest sentence goes here. For a dachshund, fit around the chest is the whole story, so say how it ran.
EP 01 · SC 05Kitchen
Ignored by Chonk
The bed
TODO: real product name
One honest sentence goes here. If the cat refuses to sit in it, that is worth saying out loud.
EP 01 · SC 07Kitchen
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Episode 02 is being written
When it goes up, whatever appears in it lands here.
EP 02In production