Played Beep
The automatic feeder
TODO: real product name
One honest sentence goes here. Say what it does well and what irritates you about it. Do not write a spec sheet, and do not claim anything you have not seen yourself.
EP 01 · SC 02Kitchen
Props department
As seen in the episodes
Props get written into an episode because they are funny, or because they are already in the house. Not because anyone paid for placement. If a thing cannot earn a scene, it does not go in the show, and it does not go on this page.
Each entry below says which episode the thing appeared in and what we actually think of it, including the part that is annoying. Where we have not used something long enough to have an opinion worth printing, it says so.
How to read this pageUpdated with each episode
Episode 01 — “Phase Three”
Running order
Where the props actually sit
Eight scenes, one kitchen, four minutes seventeen. Three of the eight have something in them you can buy, and they are marked. The other five did not need a product, so they do not have one — which is the whole policy, written out as a list.
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0:00
SC 01 · Cold open
A cat sits square on in front of a machine. Neither of them has said anything yet.
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0:23
SC 02 · the feeder
Breakfast is not when it is meant to be, and the machine will not say who moved it.
Automatic feeder
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1:20
SC 03 · the Provider
TODO: one line about this scene
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1:38
SC 04 · the harness
The dog has been ready to go out for some time. Nobody has told him anything.
Harness
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2:23
SC 05 · the calibration
The feeder does exactly what it was configured to do.
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3:13
SC 06 · the bed
An expensive new bed in the corner, and a cat with a strategy.
Bed
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3:39
SC 07 · the portion
Breakfast arrives by hand, from somebody who does not know there was a problem.
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3:59
SC 08 · Button
Nobody has learned anything. That is the format, not an oversight.
Worn by Noodle
The harness
TODO: real product name
One honest sentence goes here. On a short-legged, deep-chested dog, fit around the chest is the whole story, so say how it ran.
EP 01 · SC 04Kitchen
Ignored by Chonk
The bed
TODO: real product name
One honest sentence goes here. If the cat refuses to sit in it, that is worth saying out loud.
EP 01 · SC 06Kitchen
Next
Episode 02 is being written
When it goes up, whatever appears in it lands here.
EP 02In production